One of these days someone will murder me for talking back...

Stranger outside the market this morning: Hey you girl you got some nice big titties.
Me: Why thank you kind, sir. Sadly your penis is likely on the miniscule side and therefore you should scamper away.
Him: What you say to me?
Me: I said 'Yo dick be small, bitch, so fuck off!'.
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